HELLPP!!! I used to think shipping elsanna was wrong, but then you tumblr fuckers got me addicted to it. PLEASE help me cotrol my feels before they control me!!! AAHRG
Okay so there's this guy that I really like that I'm seeing on Friday at a friend's house (not like a sleepover) but anyways I'm bringing my guitar and I wrote a song about him. Do you think it'd be weird to play it over there? (My mom's coming with me btw) and it doesn't mention his name or anything but I'm nervous b/c I really like him and I think he likes me too.
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
Believe it or not they called animal control because when they ate the pen they didn’t get poisoned they just randomly started growing animal parts, like a tail!
hahah. hah. starting to regret this. but still doing them if you’d like to reblog!
this is still going on, just a reminder. it’ll just be slow. (haha not really, I’m actually doing this p fast tbh)
hello male followers
how do i convince boys to like me this is for science
You have to walk up to them with a broom and literally sweep them off their feet, if that doesn’t work you’re fucked.
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…